June 2012
Anonymous asked: why is avery changing her name and to what?
Jun 1st
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I’ve been awake for almost 24 hours and this morning we got a lot accomplished time for a well deserved nap if I can calm my nerves down enough
Jun 1st
FYI my sister and her boyfriend had an argument the other day and it upset me as much as it upset them I think and she just told me that it’s definitely resolved and they’re back to normal and my first words were “good I can’t have these things going on with my otp” She just laughed like I’m crazy or something pfft
Jun 1st
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I mean I know I have a nice ass but jfc control yourself old man
Jun 1st
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Omg so when we were leaving the courthouse (Avery was filing for her official name change), we were walking to the parking garage and this man pretended to be on his phone and was checking me out saying “damn man look at that ass I mean damNN MAN THAT ASS” Note to self: never walk downtown in stretchy jeans ever again
Jun 1st
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This is when I wish I had friends because I have to drive about two hours away and I really don’t want to go alone and Avery is asleep and my sister won’t answer her phone and idk if she’s home or not
Jun 1st
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I am just so upset right now
Jun 1st
Anonymous asked: i thought it meant "just fucking can't"..
Jun 1st
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Why do I even open my mouth in public places sigh
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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The best thing about having a little car is fitting in parking spots that other people pass like “nOPE”
Jun 1st
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waitress: what would you like to drink
me: the blood of my enemies
waitress:
me:
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me:
waitress: is pepsi okay?
Jun 1st
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remember that time I died because I read Pure and my feelings were too much 
Jun 1st
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816 followers jfc 
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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tofunction replied to your post: tofunction replied to your post:  I really… ahh, gotcha. yeah, they won’t let people just stay where they are and be happy. I was lucky to get out of cashiering and moved somewhere else. it made me laugh when I quit because then they were begging me to come back and I was like nOPE
Jun 1st
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tofunction replied to your post: [[MORE]] I really want a second job as much as I… I work at Dick’s Sporting Goods and my hours as an operations associate and my hours are like 2-3 days a week from early morning until about 1-2. I get caught on the floor a lot /only/ because I was previously a cashier. I was a pricing/stock associate and for a long time I worked from 6-11 and that was fINE...
Jun 1st
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tofunction replied to your post: I want an online multiplayer version of… so many puking people tho…. omg true
Jun 1st
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krissythebunny asked: Would you rather live somewhere that was horribly boring, but the weather was always nice, or live the best city on earth, but it's always overcast and foggy?
Jun 1st
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krissythebunny asked: Ugh fine. Would you rather sleep with Greasy Sae once or spend the rest of your days denying Joniss?
Jun 1st
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krissythebunny asked: Would you rather sleep with Peeta once or be forced to spend the rest of your life denying the existence of Joniss?
Jun 1st
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krissythebunny asked: Would you rather not be able to read or be able to read, but the only thing you're allowed to read is really poorly written Twilight fanfiction?
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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[[MORE]] sometimes I just miss my extended family on my moms side so much and at the same time I get so angry at them for how they were to my mother and then to my sister and how they have made it to the point where I turn down any opportunity to see them. the last thing I need is to feel awkward around people I’m supposed to feel welcomed around. I mean I’ve always kinda been an...
Jun 1st
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[[MORE]] I really want a second job as much as I need one the problem is finding one that won’t give me panic attacks on a daily basis I just can’t work with this public a lot….I just can’t 
Jun 1st
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I want an online multiplayer version of rollercoaster tycoon
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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ifwemetupatmidnight replied to your post: the actual best thing about rollercoaster tycoon… Free the pee you monster I will when these people start RIDING RIDES I have to make my money somewhere
Jun 1st
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the actual best thing about rollercoaster tycoon is making people pay to use the restroom PAY UP OR SHIT YOUR PANTS
Jun 1st
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brucebaanner: remember the time you didn’t think everyone was gay 
Jun 1st
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jasserole replied to your post: sometimes I cry and just accept the fact that I… I saw a cover for bioshock infinite the other day and promptly shat my pants. it was just for pre order :’( yeah I was reminded of it being held back when I saw the preorder list at gamestop and the release date right now is in february of next year siGHHHH
Jun 1st
sometimes I cry and just accept the fact that I will be 80 years old when Bioshock Infinite finally comes out
Jun 1st
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ooohhhhhkayyyyy tumblr please don’t go dying on me
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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bitchfacesam asked: Is that fucking anon still freaking out about the mom? EVERY FANDOM HAS DADDYCEST, DEAR LORD. Has she read Harry Potter? HAS SHE/HE MET LUCIUS. OR JOHN WINCHESTER.
Jun 1st
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Anonymous asked: ok but like i understand kelena and like kat/isobel cause they're so distantly related that it doesn't even count as incest but like it's her mom
Jun 1st
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Anonymous asked: hey i asked i question though can i please have an answer
Jun 1st
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hey anon have you ever seen avery’s drawing of isobel/elena/katherine
Jun 1st
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Anonymous asked: why the heck do you ship elena/isobel that's her mOM
Jun 1st
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everthorne replied to your post: everthorne replied to your post: avery’s in bed… i know nobody is ever fucking on this late and oMG IS THAT A FLAVA OF LOVE GIF if I went to work I’d be getting close to leaving and when I get home it’s a fucking ghost town here and of course it is that show is my life
Jun 1st
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I have this computer resting on one leg and the one I’m playing RCT with on the other skill
Jun 1st
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everthorne replied to your post: avery’s in bed and I’m playing roller coaster… hi omg a response!1!11!!!!
Jun 1st
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avery’s in bed and I’m playing roller coaster tycoon hi
Jun 1st
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why does the roof of my mouth hurt so bad help
Jun 1st
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puckerchangs replied to your post: “no don’t leave me” I cry as all of the people in… if you can get me out of work ill stay if I weren’t afraid of prison I’d call in a fake bomb threat to wherever it is you work idk really what other options I have though
Jun 1st
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“no don’t leave me” I cry as all of the people in or near my timezone start going to bed
Jun 1st
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Why Veronica Santangelo is better than you
stalwartghoul: She punches the heads off things and gives no fucks. She says funny things whenever you talk to her. She’s openly gay when everyone in her faction basically frowns upon it. She doesn’t give a shit if procreation is her civic duty or whatever. She’s going to date whoever she damn well pleases. She really wants a dress even though it’s probably the most impractical thing you...
Jun 1st
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foodinherbelly asked: I wish I had a cup of cherry Pepsi. So that I'll have more pep to sleep. Haha see what I did there?
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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